All Babes Want to Kill Me

All Babes Want to Kill Me is a 2005 independently produced comedy film that falls under the unique sub-genre of slapstick martial arts. The film stars Colin Kaye, Gianni Lazuli, and Alex Cain and was directed by Colin Miller. The movie story revolves around a hilarious and campy plot that is both unusual and innovative, stretching the boundaries of traditional comedy to its entertaining extremes.

The unique narrative occurs when the main lead, played by Colin Kaye, acquires a strange and uncommon disorder due to his martial arts practice. The disease, humorously titled 'Sexually Alluring Combatant's Heimlich Infection' (or SACHI), is so peculiar that it makes him irresistibly attractive to women. However, there's a twist. Not only are women uncontrollably attracted to him, but they simultaneously have an overwhelming desire to kill him immediately after their initial attraction.

Kaye's character's life turns into a theatrical run as he tries to escape the fatal charms of the women he encounters, all of whom turn into lethal assassins. Woven with over-the-top martial arts and endless escapades, the movie is infused with tongue-in-cheek humor and absurd comedy gags, which perfectly styles the film as a slapstick martial arts popular within independent cinema during its release.

Gianni Lazuli and Alex Cain beautifully complement Colin Kaye's on-screen charisma and add depth to the storyline. Their performances take the narrative's comedic flair to the next level. Despite being lesser-known actors, their performance in the film proves their comedic prowess.

The film, as can be gathered from the title and plot itself, is targeted at an audience intended for a good laughter session. It does a fantastic job in terms of humor and is filled with crazy, comedic events and situations that are sure to leave viewers rolling on the floor laughing. It's a movie that doesn't take itself too seriously, and that's part of its genuine charm. The lead character's bizarre and death-defying situations are purely for the audience's amusement, rather than grabbing their intellectual stimulation.

The director, Colin Miller, deserves specific praise for bringing this quirky storyline to life. His ability to intertwine martial arts with comedy and romance, albeit unconventional, stands out. As an independent filmmaker, his vision for creating eclectic and non-traditional films that cater to a niche audience is evident in All Babes Want to Kill Me.

With its unique storytelling, this low-budget indie film is firmly within the cult genre, appealing specifically to viewers who crave unconventional narratives while enjoying the chalk-like balance of humor and action sequences. The title might intrigue or potentially discourage some potential viewers, but the element of surprise is part of the film's allure. As strange as the storyline might sound, the film has its charm, all thanks to the performance of a cast that has managed to extract laughter from audiences with their uproarious performances.

However, it's important to note that this is not a mainstream comedy and might not appeal to everyone. It's the perfect fit for those who appreciate the charm of low-budget indie genres, and who can enjoy loads of absurdity, and can appreciate its over-the-top, yet comical representation of martial arts.

The movie All Babes Want to Kill Me offers audiences a ludicrously fun time that lies beyond the realms of typical mainstream cinema. From beginning to end, the story, campy performances, and the absurdity of the narrative promise to leave viewers entertained and offers hearty laughter in every scene.